1 00:00:11,100 --> 00:00:13,970 Seriously? You're really fucking like dogs on the stairs? 2 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,970 Believe me, principal. 3 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,770 I am all for sex positivity! 4 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:24,640 but of course, as president of PTA, 5 00:00:25,270 --> 00:00:28,060 videos like this worry me deeply. 6 00:00:28,620 --> 00:00:31,580 Look, they're still in their uniforms. 7 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:33,370 - Actually, - My god! 8 00:00:33,370 --> 00:00:36,510 if you zoom in, it's not that obvious. 9 00:00:37,540 --> 00:00:42,870 My point is, is this what we want Vanguard to be known for? 10 00:00:42,890 --> 00:00:44,180 Of course not. 11 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:45,970 Exactly. 12 00:00:46,390 --> 00:00:47,840 So I think, 13 00:00:48,180 --> 00:00:51,060 I think we need to guide our students. 14 00:00:51,340 --> 00:00:55,970 That it's okay to have sex. And it's fun! 15 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:59,840 But it should be safe, and done in the right time and place. 16 00:00:59,870 --> 00:01:04,410 Believe me, we are on the same page, Mrs. Ricafort. 17 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,680 Mrs. Holly. 18 00:01:07,750 --> 00:01:12,000 Okay, Mrs. Holly. Wait a second. 19 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:16,680 Aren't you a registered counselor? 20 00:01:16,820 --> 00:01:17,990 Ah, yeah, yeah. 21 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:25,470 What do you think about sharing your expertise to the students of Vanguard High? 22 00:01:26,580 --> 00:01:30,870 Good idea. Actually, I can conduct a seminar! 23 00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:33,310 No, I'm not looking at just a seminar. 24 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:36,310 I'm looking at something a little bit more long term. 25 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:40,540 Why don't you join us as part-time counselor? 26 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:53,920 Wah, so cute! 27 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,080 But no. 28 00:02:58,690 --> 00:03:02,320 Shit! I can't believe you! 29 00:03:02,430 --> 00:03:05,770 He's really slurping it up! 30 00:03:06,350 --> 00:03:09,560 Shit! Paco, my love! 31 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:14,600 Paco, shit! 32 00:03:15,180 --> 00:03:17,720 Fuck, you're so hot! 33 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:23,770 Oh my god. Shit, Paco. 34 00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:27,020 My love! My everything! 35 00:03:32,180 --> 00:03:35,310 Paco? What are you doing here? 36 00:03:35,310 --> 00:03:36,770 You called for me, right? 37 00:03:36,970 --> 00:03:37,970 You wanna fuck? 38 00:03:37,970 --> 00:03:39,210 Yes, idol! 39 00:04:15,860 --> 00:04:17,320 Girl, are you okay? 40 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:23,850 I'm okay. 41 00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:26,780 - Where is it? - Hey! 42 00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:30,720 Our sources were right, besties! 43 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,810 Where were you? Why didn't you say anything? 44 00:04:32,810 --> 00:04:35,020 You drive me crazy. And why are soaked? 45 00:04:35,020 --> 00:04:37,560 Did you come from the feast of St. John? 46 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:40,800 - It's none of your business, you two. - Somebody hosed her down. 47 00:04:40,830 --> 00:04:41,860 Oh! 48 00:04:44,110 --> 00:04:45,860 Hi, sir! 49 00:04:45,890 --> 00:04:47,090 Why are you wet? 50 00:04:47,430 --> 00:04:50,270 It's the bidet. It's broken. 51 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,230 Ahh… 52 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:59,070 Ah, no, sir. It's okay. It's fine. 53 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:02,770 I have a scarf. 54 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:04,350 - Thank you sir. - Ah… Okay. 55 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,850 Just report the broken bidet to student affairs, okay? 56 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:09,930 Okay. 57 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:13,180 Wait. That means me. 58 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,250 I'll take care of it. 59 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,060 Bye, sir! 60 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,110 Bye. 61 00:05:20,290 --> 00:05:21,350 Oh my god! 62 00:05:21,350 --> 00:05:23,180 - What? - Is sir into you? 63 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:25,350 Come on, he's our teacher! 64 00:05:25,350 --> 00:05:26,770 I was just asking! 65 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:29,220 Shh! Be quiet! 66 00:05:29,220 --> 00:05:31,680 Focus on our TikTak prince! 67 00:05:31,710 --> 00:05:35,840 We should the most organized chapter here at Vanguard. 68 00:05:35,870 --> 00:05:39,170 We should welcome him with grace. 69 00:05:39,190 --> 00:05:40,890 - Are you ready? - I'm into that! 70 00:05:40,890 --> 00:05:42,900 I love when you said grace. 71 00:05:42,930 --> 00:05:44,860 That’s my kind of grace. 72 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,140 Hi, Paco! 73 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:47,900 Hey! Hello! 74 00:05:48,070 --> 00:05:50,580 - What's up? - Hi, Paco! We're good. 75 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,930 Mmm… smells so good! 76 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:55,770 Oh, uh, we're your Coinies here at Vanguard. 77 00:05:55,770 --> 00:05:56,840 Oh, wow! 78 00:05:56,870 --> 00:05:58,600 Yes! We're your number one fans on campus. 79 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,100 - Nice. - And this is our president. 80 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:01,850 - Yes. - Ah, Hello. 81 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:04,990 - How's it going? - Hey! President! 82 00:06:05,020 --> 00:06:06,100 Hi, Paco! 83 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:08,050 Damn, step on me! 84 00:06:08,070 --> 00:06:09,570 Step on you? 85 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,090 Why? I don't wanna hurt you. 86 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:12,660 You can totally ride me. 87 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,430 He said "hurt you", not "ride you." 88 00:06:15,430 --> 00:06:17,220 I meant ride as in-- 89 00:06:17,220 --> 00:06:20,680 Get on board our antics as your number 1 fans, Paco. 90 00:06:20,710 --> 00:06:25,710 And we know the line's long, but we really want to date you! 91 00:06:26,310 --> 00:06:28,220 Sorry, but this is taken. 92 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:29,400 Oh! 93 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:32,620 Aw, that makes me sad. 94 00:06:35,860 --> 00:06:37,110 Joanna, wait. 95 00:06:44,690 --> 00:06:46,930 Sorry I didn't notice you there, Paco. 96 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,460 - Is that her? - Is that her? 97 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:51,370 Are Paco's dances dedicated to her? 98 00:06:51,390 --> 00:06:53,140 Possibly! 99 00:06:53,140 --> 00:06:55,810 She must be the girl he's gyrating for. 100 00:06:56,220 --> 00:06:58,470 You think they've done it? 101 00:06:58,950 --> 00:07:00,100 Let me see. 102 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,060 Well, from what I see… 103 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,290 I think they're just friends. 104 00:07:04,970 --> 00:07:06,270 I mean, just look at them. 105 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:10,020 If it's not IJ official, it's not legal. 106 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,080 - Fierce! - Right? 107 00:07:12,270 --> 00:07:15,520 Based on my research, she and Paco are childhood friends. 108 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,060 She's the pastor's daughter. 109 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:20,430 They say she's memorized the bible from... 110 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:22,580 - cover to cover. - She's been doing that for hours now, pastor. 111 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:24,400 - Really? - Yes, ma'am. 112 00:07:24,420 --> 00:07:25,930 What's happening to my daughter? 113 00:07:25,930 --> 00:07:27,100 Really now? 114 00:07:28,390 --> 00:07:28,850 Sweetie. 115 00:07:28,850 --> 00:07:31,430 She just looks like she's twerking, Ma. 116 00:07:31,430 --> 00:07:32,850 Twerk? What's that? 117 00:07:32,850 --> 00:07:33,770 It's a dance, Ma. 118 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:35,520 Joanna's the quiet type, 119 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,780 - but she has lots of secrets. - It's not dancing. 120 00:07:37,810 --> 00:07:40,310 It looks more like a call of the flesh. 121 00:07:40,310 --> 00:07:42,350 Something carnal! Something wants to come out of her! 122 00:07:43,450 --> 00:07:44,780 She's clearly possessed. 123 00:07:44,810 --> 00:07:45,920 Pastor. 124 00:07:46,230 --> 00:07:47,430 Pastor. 125 00:07:48,470 --> 00:07:53,770 Begone, wicked spirit! Leave this young woman's body! 126 00:07:55,390 --> 00:07:57,100 It's not working. Hand me that. 127 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:03,000 Sweetie, what's happening to you? 128 00:08:06,310 --> 00:08:07,850 Spank me, mommy! 129 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,670 Spank me, mommy! 130 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,120 Begone, demon! 131 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:16,430 Demon begone! 132 00:08:40,910 --> 00:08:45,120 She's like a virgin. Like a secret you want to keep. 133 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,820 No wonder Paco's losing his mind. 134 00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:51,150 Hey! 135 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:52,500 Hey! 136 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:55,180 Come back here, darling. 137 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:58,330 Sweetie! Stop it! What's happening to you? 138 00:08:58,810 --> 00:09:00,430 She won't stop. 139 00:09:02,350 --> 00:09:05,770 Let's pray. Let's hold hands. 140 00:09:06,570 --> 00:09:08,320 Lord! 141 00:09:09,020 --> 00:09:10,540 Repeat after me. 142 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,350 - Lord! - Lord! 143 00:09:12,350 --> 00:09:15,020 Joanna, can we hang out after class? 144 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:18,930 While we don't have assignments yet. 145 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:20,350 Mm… 146 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:22,100 Or I could walk you home. 147 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:25,720 I'm going house to house with mommy. 148 00:09:25,770 --> 00:09:26,850 Prayer meeting. 149 00:09:26,850 --> 00:09:28,020 Ahh… I see. 150 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,550 Lunch break or recess? 151 00:09:31,930 --> 00:09:34,140 Bathroom break or water break? 152 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:36,070 Don't say sembreak? 153 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:37,810 Classes just started. 154 00:09:38,660 --> 00:09:40,470 Fine. Water break. 155 00:09:40,470 --> 00:09:44,600 Perfect. I'm getting so thirsty 156 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,100 just talking here with you. 157 00:09:47,930 --> 00:09:51,850 I can't wait to be with you. Just us, where it's quiet. 158 00:09:51,850 --> 00:09:54,600 Just the right atmosphere, you know? 159 00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:56,220 Paco! 160 00:09:58,970 --> 00:10:00,310 Hi, Gee! 161 00:10:01,190 --> 00:10:03,560 Hi. Small world, huh? 162 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:06,040 Out of all the schools in this city, 163 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:08,020 we had to go to the same one. 164 00:10:08,350 --> 00:10:11,680 Isn't that good? At least we have friends here now. 165 00:10:12,690 --> 00:10:13,740 Who? 166 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,060 Did you mean us? 167 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:20,750 You and your jokes. 168 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,080 Bitch, I'll choke you. 169 00:10:25,870 --> 00:10:28,040 Pacs, can we talk? 170 00:10:28,070 --> 00:10:31,180 Just us, one on one. 171 00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:33,910 Sure. Just stop calling me 'Pacs'. 172 00:10:33,930 --> 00:10:35,270 It sounds weird. 173 00:10:35,270 --> 00:10:36,890 So, see you later? 174 00:10:36,890 --> 00:10:39,680 I gotta talk to her. She's so needy sometimes. 175 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:40,730 Okay! 176 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,220 - Later - Bye, Gee! 177 00:10:46,140 --> 00:10:47,220 Okay, game. 178 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:51,060 I'll get to the point, okay? 179 00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:52,470 Wow, serious? 180 00:10:52,470 --> 00:10:53,600 Stop playing, dickhead. 181 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,100 Listen up. 182 00:10:56,810 --> 00:11:00,100 Because it's the first day today, I want to start with a clean slate. 183 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:03,100 Since you chose to break my heart, 184 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:09,060 I'm returning all these to you. 185 00:11:09,850 --> 00:11:13,180 Return of the things if you don't return my feelings. 186 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:16,930 What's wrong with you? We've known each other since nursery. 187 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:18,520 You're really cutting me off? 188 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,850 Here's the thing. 189 00:11:20,850 --> 00:11:24,560 You may not be my girl, but you will always be my… 190 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:25,890 Friend? 191 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:28,310 I know. That's all I'll ever be. 192 00:11:28,890 --> 00:11:32,270 I know nerds like me aren't your type. 193 00:11:33,470 --> 00:11:35,720 Sorry, Paco, but I have to do this. 194 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:43,100 Paco, maybe someday, I'll accept that we can never be more than friends. 195 00:11:52,970 --> 00:11:56,640 I know that whimper! It went viral. 196 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,220 Hi, guys! 197 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,140 I just enrolled in my new school. 198 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,470 But why am I crying? 199 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,720 I just remembered 200 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:14,140 when I told him, "I love you…" 201 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:18,520 all he said was, "Thank you." 202 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:25,680 After all the sacrifices. 203 00:12:26,770 --> 00:12:28,640 I made all his homework for him. 204 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,680 I cooked all his lunch. 205 00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:33,850 I even played all his phone games. 206 00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:37,720 I'm exhausted, you guys! 207 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,830 - b>- NOKENDO: He lapped her up! - I know right. He took everything for me. 208 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:45,100 MISTEKTAGALOG: She's going on top of him. 209 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,450 On top? 210 00:12:47,930 --> 00:12:50,680 Yeah, things are really piling up. 211 00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:53,850 You think maybe I shouldn't have confessed? 212 00:12:53,850 --> 00:12:56,850 BARDAMORT: You're brave, girl! 213 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:58,890 I know, right? 214 00:12:58,890 --> 00:13:01,180 I'm a strong and independent woman. 215 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,850 But I need some love, guys. Show me some love. 216 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,810 Give me some love. 217 00:13:15,770 --> 00:13:17,930 I said love, why are you sending hats? 218 00:13:19,270 --> 00:13:22,720 MISTEKTAGALOG: Look behind you, there are cowboys. 219 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,100 What are you guys talking about? 220 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,600 Seriously? You're really fucking like dogs on the stairs? 221 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:32,220 Alright, here. I'll keep these for now. 222 00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:34,890 Then I'll give them back when things cool down. 223 00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:38,780 Okay? Because for me, we're friends forever. 224 00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:39,830 Okay? 225 00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:43,020 I'm off. 226 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,600 Hi, Paco! 227 00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:51,100 Ugh, Paco is so cute. 228 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,140 Friend. 229 00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:04,870 What's with your face? 230 00:14:04,890 --> 00:14:07,680 Strong bad vibes are emanating from you. 231 00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:10,930 It's gonna get worse if you don't let me through. 232 00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:16,930 Hep, chill! Spread love and peace and higher vibrations! 233 00:14:17,770 --> 00:14:21,060 Vibrations? Do you see me shaking? 234 00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:23,850 Every guy I like keeps friend zoning me. 235 00:14:24,810 --> 00:14:27,970 I just want to be loved and get laid. 236 00:14:28,470 --> 00:14:30,560 Is that so hard? 237 00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:33,430 Want me to read your tarot spread? 238 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:37,060 I don't need my cards spread. 239 00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:38,410 I want my legs spread. 240 00:14:39,350 --> 00:14:41,480 I'm tired of being a virgin. 241 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,680 Yeah, right. Just look around you. 242 00:14:44,890 --> 00:14:49,930 And appreciate everything and everyone. 243 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,290 Okay? 244 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,180 Let's go! 245 00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:02,060 - Psst. - Hey! 246 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:04,810 Hey, you. Look here. 247 00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:06,060 You were gawking! 248 00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:07,970 - The heck? - What's wrong with looking? 249 00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:08,990 Guard! 250 00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:10,020 Guard! 251 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:12,270 Guard! Janitor! 252 00:15:12,270 --> 00:15:14,020 Could you please come clean this mess up? 253 00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:15,020 It's forming a puddle. 254 00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:16,180 It's a freaking bucket! 255 00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:19,020 Hey, you know Paco's the only one in my Coinies heart. 256 00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:20,130 Oh, please! 257 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,430 Oh, come on! 258 00:15:21,430 --> 00:15:24,770 But I can still share my brussel sprouts with Allaine. 259 00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:26,350 What brussel sprouts? 260 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,570 You mean cabbage. 261 00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:30,180 I don't blame her though. 262 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,910 Did you see what Allaine did at last week's party? 263 00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:36,100 - Show her! - Girl, why have I never heard of this! 264 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,890 Oh my god. You should see this. 265 00:15:37,890 --> 00:15:38,940 Let me see! 266 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:40,840 Here's your refill. 267 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,180 One more for fun? 268 00:15:44,390 --> 00:15:45,390 I got here first. 269 00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:46,640 Ladies first. 270 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,640 Gender equality. I was here first. 271 00:15:48,670 --> 00:15:50,770 Wait, chill. What'd you bring me? 272 00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:53,740 Sex on the beach. Later, sex on my bed. 273 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,770 Screwdriver. I'll drive you to my place. 274 00:15:56,970 --> 00:16:00,350 Then we can screw each other. 275 00:16:00,370 --> 00:16:01,840 Take my drink. 276 00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:05,170 No, no, this tastes better, Allaine. 277 00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:08,490 - Sorry! Sorry! - Sorry! 278 00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:10,240 Sorry. 279 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,350 That’s okay. 280 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,240 I can take you both at the same time. 281 00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:40,350 Look at Allaine, she looks like a DJ! 282 00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:43,170 That's Bryan! 283 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,620 He's the one with an alter account, right? 284 00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:46,560 Isn't he bi? 285 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:50,640 I don't care if he's paprika or cinnamon powder. 286 00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:53,540 It's my dream to be carried in his arms! 287 00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:56,560 I want him to push me against the wall. 288 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,720 He rules my fantasies, 289 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,350 my saved videos, 290 00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:01,640 my hard drive. 291 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,240 - Oh, my Bryan! - Yeah, we get it! He's looking! 292 00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:05,970 Slam me against your pecs! 293 00:17:05,970 --> 00:17:08,100 Bros, work out with me! 294 00:17:36,970 --> 00:17:38,810 We focused on our upper body today, guys. 295 00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:42,180 Tomorrow we'll do the lower body. 296 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:43,970 She's touching his arm! 297 00:17:43,970 --> 00:17:45,220 Look, she's feeling him up. 298 00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:47,100 I thought he was bi! 299 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,560 You're so judgmental. 300 00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:54,310 That is Mrs. Holly, our new guidance counselor. Okay? 301 00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:56,560 There's too many rascals on campus. 302 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:57,640 Speak for yourself. 303 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,850 - Whoa. Wow. - Look who's talking. 304 00:17:59,850 --> 00:18:01,270 - Have you looked in the mirror? - Hey! 305 00:18:01,270 --> 00:18:02,370 Look who's talking. 306 00:18:02,390 --> 00:18:03,930 You're defending her? 307 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,310 - Come on. Let's go. - Of course, why shouldn't he? 308 00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:07,350 I guess. 309 00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:09,470 Good morning, students of Vanguard. 310 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:13,620 General orientation for all senior high students is about to begin. 311 00:18:13,770 --> 00:18:16,220 Please proceed to the gym. Thank you. 312 00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:28,930 This is off limits, man. 313 00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:30,220 I don't play that. 314 00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:32,520 I just thought you were holding a banana roll. 315 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,350 I wanted to ask where you bought it. Sorry. 316 00:18:34,350 --> 00:18:35,470 You're a kidder. 317 00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:38,390 But it's cool, I'm not a hater. 318 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:41,270 Hang on, have we met? 319 00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:43,970 My face is up here. 320 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:45,970 Paco Barrera? 321 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,140 Yeah, it was at the-- 322 00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:51,600 Content Creator Summit last summer, remember? 323 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,810 I knew it. 324 00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:55,310 But at the time, you were still straight. 325 00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:56,350 Are you gay? 326 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,310 You don’t hold back. 327 00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:01,060 I'm discreet but ready for meat. 328 00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:02,350 That's my branding. 329 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,060 Looks like you're not doing so bad yourself. 330 00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:07,720 You went viral pretty fast. 331 00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:09,020 What's your secret? 332 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:13,560 Nothing special. When a thought or feeling hits, 333 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,060 dancing is my outlet. 334 00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:18,680 I didn't expect it would resonate with my fans. 335 00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:23,720 But wait, I don't see much of you in school. 336 00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:25,430 I'm a new transfer. 337 00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:27,930 I just followed my crush here. 338 00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:32,100 Man, you're really limiting your options. 339 00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:36,140 Lots of girls would gladly open their legs for you here. 340 00:19:36,350 --> 00:19:40,310 Just say the word. Have you seen all your fan arts? 341 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,770 Not really. 342 00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:45,020 I'm still feeling things out. 343 00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:47,180 Don't worry, bro. I got your back. 344 00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:49,180 Let me be your buddy, bro. 345 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:52,770 Thank you. 346 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,770 Hey, don't sniff my balls. 347 00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:57,470 Sorry, bro. Bad habit. 348 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:03,330 Let's go. 349 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,430 Let's. 350 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:08,470 Good morning, Vanguard Senior High! 351 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,570 Yes! 352 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:17,680 You know, it's been another year for us. 353 00:20:18,470 --> 00:20:21,600 And so, I pose you this question. 354 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:27,560 Are you guys ready for this school year? 355 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,140 You're so cool, sir! 356 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,390 To welcome us all, 357 00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:41,350 our interim principal, nothing sure or final, 358 00:20:41,770 --> 00:20:43,680 but as good as any. 359 00:20:43,970 --> 00:20:46,930 Mr. Ragos, don't rub it in. 360 00:20:46,930 --> 00:20:48,390 They already know. 361 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:57,560 Our interim principal, Mr. Cornelio Gatmaitan. 362 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,520 Thank you, Mr. Ragos. 363 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,330 Sorry, sir. 364 00:21:16,890 --> 00:21:19,100 Good day, everyone. 365 00:21:20,470 --> 00:21:26,850 I am Cornelio Gatmaitan and I'm delighted to be the interim principal 366 00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:31,140 of Vanguard Senior High. 367 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:40,470 Uh, I'm so excited to meet all members of our community. 368 00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:45,020 Please call me Principal Corny. 369 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,350 Especially the students. 370 00:21:51,430 --> 00:21:56,600 My office is open to all your concerns. 371 00:21:57,430 --> 00:22:00,600 You may come in if you just wanna chill 372 00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:04,930 or spill the tea, as they say. 373 00:22:05,060 --> 00:22:09,220 We can just relax together. 374 00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:15,220 I'm willing to go broke being woke. 375 00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:18,640 You can take my word for it. How's that? 376 00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:29,220 Please follow me on my socials at pcornyg. 377 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,720 Again, it's at pcornyg. Thank you. 378 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:38,220 To start off the school year, I prepared a cheer 379 00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:42,310 that goes perfectly with the Vanguard High motto! 380 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,720 Vincit Omnia Veritas 381 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,060 Very good! 382 00:22:55,390 --> 00:22:58,430 Can somebody hold the mic for me, please? 383 00:22:59,350 --> 00:23:01,020 Go, Mr. Ragos! 384 00:23:02,350 --> 00:23:03,560 You're so hot, sir! 385 00:23:04,770 --> 00:23:07,310 Ms. Reyes, please hold this for me. 386 00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:13,640 Stand back, I might hit you. 387 00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:26,720 Vanguard! Vanguard! Off to a great start! 388 00:23:26,890 --> 00:23:30,350 Always true to our minds and hearts! 389 00:23:30,390 --> 00:23:33,720 Vanguard! Vanguard! Truth conquers all! 390 00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:37,180 Vanguard! Vanguard! Rawr, rawr, rawr! 391 00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:41,390 Rarr! 392 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:50,470 Uh, students, let's give him our full support! 393 00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,520 What was it, principal? 394 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:53,930 Let me do it again. 395 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,470 Okay, sure. 396 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,820 Vanguard! Vanguard! Off to a great start! 397 00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:09,680 Always true to our minds and hearts! 398 00:24:11,810 --> 00:24:14,810 Vanguard! Vanguard! Truth conquers all! 399 00:24:18,310 --> 00:24:21,970 Vanguard! Vanguard! Rawr, rawr, rawr! 400 00:24:24,770 --> 00:24:26,060 We want Mr. Ragos! 401 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,310 - We want Mr. Ragos! - Mr. Ragos, turn! 402 00:24:28,310 --> 00:24:29,890 - Me. - Go, Mr. Ragos! 403 00:24:29,890 --> 00:24:30,940 Me. 404 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,390 Rawr, rawr, rawr! 405 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,270 Let's all try it! Everyone! 406 00:24:35,270 --> 00:24:37,680 Let's go! Everybody! 407 00:24:40,390 --> 00:24:43,970 One, two. One, two, three! 408 00:24:44,270 --> 00:24:47,850 Vanguard! Vanguard! Off to a great start! 409 00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:51,930 Always true to our minds and hearts! 410 00:24:52,270 --> 00:24:54,220 Vanguard! Vanguard! 411 00:25:00,810 --> 00:25:01,930 Calm down, fuck. 412 00:25:08,430 --> 00:25:09,540 Paco! 413 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,390 Joanna! Why aren't you at the orientation? 414 00:25:12,390 --> 00:25:16,680 Water break. Let's chat for a bit. 415 00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:19,810 That's what you said earlier, right? 416 00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:26,900 Can we do it another day? 417 00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:29,220 Let's talk now! 418 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:30,680 What's this about? 419 00:25:33,850 --> 00:25:38,680 Jo, back then, you told me I'll have a chance once we're in senior high. 420 00:25:39,380 --> 00:25:40,980 I have a chance now. 421 00:25:42,550 --> 00:25:47,470 I'm not in a rush or anything, but please, Joanna? 422 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:52,870 But Paco, why me? 423 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:54,890 I'm boring. 424 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,750 Hey! 425 00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:08,690 You-- You inspire me, Joanna. 426 00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:11,640 Shit. Lord, it's mad as hell. 427 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,600 What's mad as hell? 428 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,890 Ah, I meant I'm mad for you. 429 00:26:15,890 --> 00:26:17,220 I wish we were dating, you know? 430 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,140 Ahh. 431 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:24,390 I'm actually still waiting for a sign, Paco. 432 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:27,430 Something special. 433 00:26:27,430 --> 00:26:29,850 Something ex-- 434 00:26:32,270 --> 00:26:33,680 Extra hard! 435 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,780 Paco! 436 00:26:39,810 --> 00:26:42,180 Can I have a fan sign? 437 00:26:42,930 --> 00:26:43,970 Please! 438 00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:45,000 Fine, fine. 439 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,360 There. 440 00:26:50,890 --> 00:26:52,110 What the hell. 441 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,070 Excuse me. 442 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,680 Reynes. Mallari. 443 00:27:00,850 --> 00:27:01,850 My dick. 444 00:27:01,850 --> 00:27:05,430 What? Especially you, Barrera. 445 00:27:05,430 --> 00:27:07,350 You didn't finish the orientation? 446 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,060 These children. 447 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:14,640 I will see all three of you in my office. 448 00:27:15,350 --> 00:27:16,350 Okay? 449 00:27:18,140 --> 00:27:19,140 Erica! 450 00:27:25,430 --> 00:27:26,600 Paco, look at me. 451 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,350 I'm so disappointed. 452 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,520 You and Joanna are practically siblings. 453 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,470 Ma, it's not Paco's fault. 454 00:27:35,470 --> 00:27:36,560 You're defending him? 455 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,390 It was an accident. 456 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:39,680 Ahh! 457 00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:43,020 Besides, we enjoyed ourselves. 458 00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:45,430 - What? - Ah, I didn't enjoy it! 459 00:27:45,810 --> 00:27:48,470 I meant me. I enjoyed it. 460 00:27:52,890 --> 00:27:55,810 Mr. Cornelio Gatmaitan comma Principal. 461 00:27:56,850 --> 00:27:59,770 It seems the students of Vanguard are lost. 462 00:27:59,770 --> 00:28:04,310 They let their emotions get the better of them, and giving in to temptation! 463 00:28:04,430 --> 00:28:06,600 First of all, pastor, 464 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:12,350 I want to apologize in behalf of the students of Vanguard High. 465 00:28:13,390 --> 00:28:16,640 We take your concerns very seriously 466 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,310 that's why we instated a new counselor. 467 00:28:19,310 --> 00:28:20,970 Sir, you asked for me? 468 00:28:20,970 --> 00:28:22,100 Yes! 469 00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:26,810 Mrs. Holly, Pastor Teresa Mallari. 470 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:29,220 Pastor, this is Mrs. Holly. 471 00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:31,390 Hello, pastor. 472 00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:36,060 And you? 473 00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:40,890 How do you intend on dealing with these kids 474 00:28:40,890 --> 00:28:43,770 who get carried away by their whims 475 00:28:43,770 --> 00:28:45,350 and temptations? 476 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:50,560 Pastor, their minds and body are undergoing rapid changes. 477 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:54,540 I believe Mr. Barrera didn't mean to 478 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,610 you know, do that in public. To uh-- 479 00:28:57,310 --> 00:28:58,560 Get his pet angry? 480 00:28:59,270 --> 00:29:00,350 Blow his load? 481 00:29:00,930 --> 00:29:02,600 Survey says… 482 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:03,810 Ejaculate. 483 00:29:04,180 --> 00:29:05,560 Let's be scientific. 484 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,140 Scientific? 485 00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:11,390 We don't need to be scientific. 486 00:29:11,390 --> 00:29:13,430 What we need is to pray over these three. 487 00:29:13,430 --> 00:29:15,470 Pray over the youth of Vanguard 488 00:29:15,470 --> 00:29:20,890 to expel the demon living in their souls! 489 00:29:20,890 --> 00:29:22,060 Amen! 490 00:29:22,350 --> 00:29:25,540 Or I could counsel them! 491 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:26,600 - Absolutely! - Right? 492 00:29:26,630 --> 00:29:29,520 Yes! Especially Mr. Barrera! 493 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:32,060 Who couldn't help but-- 494 00:29:32,490 --> 00:29:34,340 - Ejaculate. - Ejaculate. 495 00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:38,020 Paco, come to my office. 496 00:29:38,020 --> 00:29:39,020 Cum? 497 00:29:39,350 --> 00:29:41,310 Go to my office. 498 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,350 Sorry. 499 00:29:51,310 --> 00:29:55,860 You know what, finding you a guy would be easy. 500 00:29:56,390 --> 00:29:57,600 Then go ahead. 501 00:29:58,930 --> 00:30:00,270 Problem is, 502 00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:04,470 from Paco to who? 503 00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,270 It's a big shoe to fill. 504 00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:09,680 Paco's old news. 505 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,770 I’m entering my main character era. 506 00:30:11,930 --> 00:30:14,060 Should I pick someone for you? 507 00:30:14,220 --> 00:30:15,350 Try me. 508 00:30:17,220 --> 00:30:18,310 Let's do this. 509 00:30:18,970 --> 00:30:20,270 Hmm, who's our man? 510 00:30:22,310 --> 00:30:23,890 What about that one? 511 00:30:26,060 --> 00:30:28,470 A midget? Can we go for the cuties? 512 00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:30,560 What about him? 513 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,100 Too hairy. 514 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,520 See? How am I supposed to help you? 515 00:30:38,890 --> 00:30:42,600 How about you pick and I'll work him for you. 516 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,330 Choose. 517 00:30:48,350 --> 00:30:50,100 The one with earpods? 518 00:30:54,180 --> 00:30:57,180 Ew, no. That one's got bad breath. 519 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:02,680 Someone else. 520 00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:07,020 That guy. 521 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,180 He's got a history of chlamydia. 522 00:31:12,180 --> 00:31:14,930 Then he's cured. It's history. 523 00:31:16,310 --> 00:31:21,810 History repeats itself. Let's go with a safe bet. 524 00:31:27,930 --> 00:31:30,350 Here he comes. Jesus. 525 00:31:31,270 --> 00:31:32,640 It's a prank! 526 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,770 Move! 527 00:31:41,140 --> 00:31:42,180 That's my seat. 528 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:47,680 Allaine. 529 00:31:48,470 --> 00:31:49,930 What about him? 530 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,520 Bullet? Are you crazy? 531 00:32:06,390 --> 00:32:07,770 I just heard this. 532 00:32:07,770 --> 00:32:13,140 They say Bullet will do anything for money. 533 00:32:14,770 --> 00:32:17,470 Remember the exam leakage? 534 00:32:17,470 --> 00:32:19,350 He's the prime suspect. 535 00:32:19,350 --> 00:32:22,600 But he's a professional. He never gets caught. 536 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,600 Innocent until proven guilty. 537 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,970 There were rumors going around, too. 538 00:32:29,470 --> 00:32:33,140 That he tied up a student when they didn't surrender their monthly allowance. 539 00:32:33,140 --> 00:32:34,430 Tied up? 540 00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:03,930 Somebody also filed a report against it 541 00:33:03,930 --> 00:33:06,180 because he stabbed someone with a pen. 542 00:33:07,370 --> 00:33:09,640 I’m surprised he's not in jail. 543 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,180 He's too brutal. 544 00:33:11,180 --> 00:33:13,310 Too violent. 545 00:33:15,450 --> 00:33:17,450 Hey. You, okay? 546 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,380 I want him! 547 00:33:24,410 --> 00:33:26,350 - Huh! - Yes! 548 00:33:26,850 --> 00:33:28,020 Okay. 549 00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:29,730 But I'm not gonna bail you out, got it? 550 00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:33,140 Don't blame me if you lose a kidney on your way home. 551 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,270 He can have my fallopian tubes, too. 552 00:33:36,810 --> 00:33:39,140 You should get checked by the new counselor. 553 00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:42,640 That doesn't sound healthy. 554 00:33:47,140 --> 00:33:49,180 Where you going? 555 00:33:49,180 --> 00:33:52,560 Guidance office. I need counseling for what happened this morning. 556 00:33:52,850 --> 00:33:55,180 You just need to get laid for real. 557 00:33:55,180 --> 00:33:57,850 So you don't gotta hold in your urges. 558 00:33:57,850 --> 00:33:59,770 You sound so sure. 559 00:33:59,770 --> 00:34:02,600 You know I get a lot of practice. 560 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,930 Good for you, bro. But I don't wanna betray Joanna. 561 00:34:05,930 --> 00:34:07,720 Not like it's cheating. 562 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,930 It's training. So, when it's her turn, you'll know what you're doing. 563 00:34:12,310 --> 00:34:13,680 Are you good in bed? 564 00:34:13,970 --> 00:34:14,970 Probably. 565 00:34:15,190 --> 00:34:16,270 See? 566 00:34:16,420 --> 00:34:18,840 I've been training. A lot. 567 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,640 I gotta go. 568 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:23,060 - Cool. - If you need anything, 569 00:34:23,060 --> 00:34:25,080 - I'm your man. - Thank you. 570 00:34:25,890 --> 00:34:28,020 Expedite the process. 571 00:34:28,020 --> 00:34:30,140 Take the blame because it's true! 572 00:34:30,140 --> 00:34:32,470 You're psychologically incapable. 573 00:34:33,270 --> 00:34:36,310 Do you think the judge will believe you? 574 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:38,760 Huh? 575 00:34:39,350 --> 00:34:41,600 C'mon, Jake. I'm a psychologist. 576 00:34:42,130 --> 00:34:46,070 Besides, you're the one who cheated but I'm the bad guy? 577 00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:50,170 Come on. I never in our 20 years cheated on you. 578 00:34:50,770 --> 00:34:52,930 If you only knew about my sacrifices! 579 00:34:53,430 --> 00:34:55,400 Jake! Hello? 580 00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:04,060 Come here. 581 00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:05,560 Sit down. 582 00:35:10,350 --> 00:35:11,450 Why are you here? 583 00:35:11,470 --> 00:35:12,890 No reason. 584 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,680 I'm Gee, by the way. 585 00:35:15,890 --> 00:35:19,180 Margiela Marie Basa . 586 00:35:19,390 --> 00:35:21,060 I mean Basa. 587 00:35:21,060 --> 00:35:23,930 I heard you'll do anything for the right price? 588 00:35:23,930 --> 00:35:25,140 Are you a cop? 589 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,020 No, no. Do I look like a cop? 590 00:35:27,020 --> 00:35:28,600 Got an ex you need taken down? 591 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,100 Some prof you wanna beat up? 592 00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:31,520 A lock you need fiddled with? 593 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,810 Something I need fiddled with! Yes. You got it. 594 00:35:33,810 --> 00:35:35,270 But it's not a lock. 595 00:35:35,970 --> 00:35:37,810 Then what? 596 00:35:42,970 --> 00:35:47,470 Are there numerous instances where you repress yourself? 597 00:35:47,820 --> 00:35:50,660 Holding off on things that make you happy? 598 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:54,140 Well, I guess I was brought up to learn to wait. 599 00:35:54,430 --> 00:35:58,970 That you have to work hard for something before you can enjoy it. 600 00:35:59,470 --> 00:36:01,020 You know? Because it's true. 601 00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:04,140 It's not worth it if you didn't earn it. 602 00:36:04,890 --> 00:36:07,310 Papa said that's discipline. 603 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,430 Like, do you mean with a person, or? 604 00:36:11,850 --> 00:36:16,850 I'm courting someone and I just need a little more time to reel her in. 605 00:36:16,850 --> 00:36:21,220 I don't even look at other girls even though I have a raging hard-on. 606 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:23,180 - Okay. - I've never touched myself. 607 00:36:25,060 --> 00:36:27,970 I mean, not always. 608 00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:32,100 Masturbation? Call it as it is. 609 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,140 There's nothing wrong with our bodily functions. 610 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,970 So the instances where you give in to your urges, 611 00:36:37,970 --> 00:36:40,100 how do you feel after? 612 00:36:40,790 --> 00:36:41,920 Uhm… 613 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:47,600 I'd feel guilty and try to make up for it 614 00:36:47,890 --> 00:36:50,270 by doing something or not doing something. 615 00:36:50,270 --> 00:36:53,270 I think that evens out the karma. 616 00:36:55,510 --> 00:36:56,660 Paco. 617 00:36:56,930 --> 00:37:00,770 What I see here is delayed gratification. 618 00:37:01,390 --> 00:37:03,680 Or self-deprivation. 619 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:06,100 But it's all wrong. 620 00:37:06,810 --> 00:37:11,310 We shouldn't feel ashamed of our emotions. 621 00:37:12,310 --> 00:37:19,970 Because if we do, they'll just bubble up inside you till you explode 622 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:27,720 emotionally, psychologically, and in your case, physically. 623 00:37:28,770 --> 00:37:32,980 Okay. Let me teach you some exercises 624 00:37:33,390 --> 00:37:38,850 on how to calm and control your body and mind. 625 00:37:39,780 --> 00:37:40,830 Okay? 626 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,680 What's going on, Mrs. Holly? 627 00:37:55,270 --> 00:37:57,720 We'll do a simple yoga. 628 00:38:02,430 --> 00:38:03,770 Come here. 629 00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:09,410 Here we go. 630 00:38:10,310 --> 00:38:11,720 Okay, bend over. 631 00:38:11,950 --> 00:38:12,970 Bend over? 632 00:38:13,150 --> 00:38:15,400 We'll do a simple child's pose. 633 00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:16,470 Come. 634 00:38:23,810 --> 00:38:26,430 Bend over. Just like that. 635 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,390 Move your butt to the side. 636 00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:32,890 Move it a bit more. Lower it. 637 00:38:33,270 --> 00:38:35,640 Are your limbs feeling stiff. 638 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:36,640 Stiff as a log. 639 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,390 Okay, a bit more to the left. 640 00:38:39,930 --> 00:38:44,010 That's it. More. Lower. 641 00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:45,070 We got it. 642 00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:47,200 Okay, lie down. 643 00:38:48,430 --> 00:38:51,640 We'll do a Setu Bandha Sarvangasana. 644 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,300 Wait, I've never been molested. 645 00:38:55,310 --> 00:38:57,460 Just the name of the pose, okay? 646 00:38:58,020 --> 00:39:00,600 Move closer and lay your back down. 647 00:39:09,850 --> 00:39:11,020 All right. 648 00:39:13,580 --> 00:39:15,240 Lift your butt. 649 00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:22,510 That’s it. Lift. Higher. Higher, not longer. 650 00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:24,930 My God. 651 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,470 Another. And one more. 652 00:39:28,470 --> 00:39:29,720 I can't do it, Mrs. Holly. 653 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,060 You can do it. 654 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:39,680 You, okay? 655 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:47,890 Try one more. 656 00:39:50,350 --> 00:39:53,310 See, you can do it. 657 00:39:53,310 --> 00:39:55,020 Okay, get up. 658 00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:57,850 Are you okay? 659 00:40:00,930 --> 00:40:02,270 What are you doing? 660 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:06,980 Sorry, isn't that part of the Sana Sana whatchamacallit? 661 00:41:24,390 --> 00:41:25,680 What did I do? 662 00:41:27,250 --> 00:41:28,550 What's the big deal, Ms. Holly? 663 00:41:30,390 --> 00:41:31,670 Just call me Holly. 664 00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:36,020 At least when we're in this room, okay? Just call me Holly. 665 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:40,060 But fuck, what have I done? 666 00:41:41,180 --> 00:41:46,180 It's not even a week yet and I already had sex with a student. 667 00:41:50,350 --> 00:41:51,720 How old are you again? 668 00:41:51,950 --> 00:41:53,020 Eighteen. 669 00:41:53,690 --> 00:41:54,720 Good. 670 00:41:55,020 --> 00:41:57,560 I mean not good. Fuck. 671 00:41:59,810 --> 00:42:01,970 I'm supposed to be a person of authority. 672 00:42:03,060 --> 00:42:07,180 Why are you so worried when Bryan and I are the same age. 673 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,000 And? 674 00:42:10,310 --> 00:42:14,430 I mean, if you're hitting that, why not me? 675 00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:19,470 What? You think I'm doing this with Bryan? 676 00:42:20,850 --> 00:42:22,430 Bryan is my son! 677 00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:24,630 Fuck! 678 00:42:27,210 --> 00:42:29,170 Where did you meet Bryan? 679 00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:32,600 Are you close?